>If whenever you hear an electronic beep, and you instinctively jump, you might be a swimmer.
>If you have rings around your eyes unrelated to the amount of sleep you got, you might be a swimmer.
>If jamming a piece of Styrofoam between your legs is not a kinky sexual activity, you might be a swimmer.
>If the phrase "This set with fins" is better than hearing "You just won $1000," you might be a swimmer.
>If you love a good lightning storm when you have outdoor practice, you might be a swimmer.
>When you learn how to squirt water 15 different ways, you might be a swimmer.
>If your friends have stopped asking you about your plans for the evenings, you might be a swimmer.
>If you go from store to store desperately trying to find your favorite sports drink, you might be a swimmer.
>If the first place you go when you're stressed out is a swimming pool, you might be a swimmer.
>If the phrase, "50 double armed backstroke with a breast stroke kick makes you happier than anything, you might be a swimmer.
>If being fish-like is a compliment, you might be a swimmer.
>If your friends don't even call you anymore because they know that you have no time to do anything, you might be a swimmer.
>If you just don't understand the charm of the swim suit edition, you might be a swimmer.
>If someone asks if you have any siblings and you start listing teammates, you might be a swimmer.
> If you are determined, strong, smart and tough, you might be a swimmer.
* If land is your second home, you might be a swimmer.
* If you're stronger than many of the guys and all the girls in your grade, you might be a female swimmer.
* If your hair remains in a wet ponytail throughout the day, you might be a swimmer.
* If when the life guard tryouts say you have to swim a 500 in less than 9 minutes you laugh, you might be a swimmer.
* If you have a permanent suit, goggle, and cap tan, you might be a swimmer.
* If the only thing you can talk about is swimming, you might be a swimmer.
* If there are wet towels over every door in your house, you might be a swimmer.
& i am a swimmer. :)
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Angie here. I have a much much longer name but I'll leave it as it is for the sake of internet safety precautions.
:) 5 things you should know about me: 