omg HAHAHAHA MLIA'S.
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Today was my mum's birthday, and she hates her birthday. So inside her birthday card I wrote "P.S. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the more you have, the longer you live." She couldn't stop laughing. MLIA
Yesterday was my parent's aniversary. I found out that Dad had proposed to Mom on April fool's day so if she said "no" he could claim it was a joke. MLIA
Today, I was texting my friend and I wanted to say "you're a weirdo" but the setting on my phone shows what it thinks the next word will be and it came up with "you're a chicken sandwich". Much better choice than my first one. MLIA.
Today I was reading on MLIA about Anatidaephobia, the fear that a duck is watching you. I laughed, but looked around me anyways, just to be sure. On the kitchen table behind me was my little sister's rubber duck facing me. I am mildly concerned. MLIA
Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it. MLIA
Today, I got separated from my sister while halloween shopping, I turned down an isle looking for her and saw a giant dancing banana. It wasn't until I tried to pass this costumed person that I realized it was my sister. She's 23. MLIA
Today, my friends and I were talking about how unlucky 9/9/09 was supposed to be. Then one of my friends said, "Just think how unlucky 13/13/13 will be!" We had to explain to her why we were all laughing. MLIA.
Today, my mother made a facebook. Yesterday, my father made a facebook. A week ago, my brother made a facebook. I found out just now that the only reason they have one is to play Farmville. We live on a farm. MLIA
Today, I was talking with this girl I met the other day and she asked when my birthday was. I told her it was September 31st. She screamed and told me that was her birthday as well. There is no September 31st. MLIA - I LOVE THIS ONE. LAUGHED MY HEAD OFF. LITERALLY :)
i'm obsessedddd. haha and it kills so much time seriously!
it takes your mind off stuff that don't go away, and puts a smile on your face.
THERE WAS NO ONE ONLINE TODAY. sher ditched me for sims xD hahahahaha joking. but i think sims is boring. ;) so i talked to albert. for like 3 hours. it was fun - i introduced MLIA to him and now i think he's obsessed too. well he thinks its better than fail blog. and he's gonna tell his friends about it xD i can't believe they don't know about it.
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i love how we can just talk about anything. we tell each other all of our troubles, and we always know how to make each other feel better. most of the time its just letting it all out and having someone there to listen, but nevertheless, it feels really good knowing you'll always have someone there. even if they're literally a million miles away. i love how we can still be so close even if we don't talk for a long time, and you're so far away from me. i love how we always understand each other and i'm never afraid to tell you whats wrong. i haven't seen you in almost half a year, but i feel like you're always close in my heart. i guess its true, all of those best friends quotes i've got. i love how i can make you feel better, it makes me happy too. you might not feel this way, but i do. you're very special to me :)
boy, i'm losing my mind. i know you don't mean to do it, but stop playing with my heart. why can't i stop thinking about you. i want to know how you feel, but i'm scared to find out. i don't want to be disappointed, but somehow i know i will. signed, yours truly♥
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